Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sir, your passion for bacon has infected me.
Yes. You've propelled little bacon retroviruses into my blood stream and they're injecting their bacon RNA willy nilly into my cells, causing them to explode into rivulets of bacon and pretty soon it's just bacon everywhere, engorging my arteries with crispity crunchity juicilicious goodness.

+10 stamina

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