alright so i actually thought of this in a dream
guy goes out with a girl on a date and they party hard. so hard in fact that the guy is almost about to blackout before driving his date home.
the drive home turns out to be a lot longer than he expects and he basically ends up in a tough situation where he has to piss but he cant very well just stop the car and climb out to piss.
so finally in the last panel or thereabouts the guy pops the locks and the girl gets out and walks around to his driver side window to kiss him goodnight. she invites him up for coffee...
except that the punchline is that he says quite loudly "i would love to, but to be brutally honest here, i pissed myself a couple miles back." and then our hero peels out into the night leaving the stunned girl in a cloud of dust at her doorstep.
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