How do you pop the collar of a Santa suit?

I guess the story is this: the venerable cultural icon of your childhood (not mine of course... I was born in a country that didn't worship material possessions) has been transformed by TECHNOLOGY into a club-hopping douchebag with some meager skillz with the wheelz of steel (it has not been confirmed whether said skillz have paid any bills.) Yes... Santa lost at least 100 pounds, 30 years, and 40-50% of his soul. Instead of producing toys for the middle-class brats of America, he's loafing around. And no word about what the deal is with Mrs. Claus.

For shame, Santa. For shame.


Speaking of dark, check this gem from the source of all darkness. *shudder*