tina fey is not attractive

based on my criteria of hotness... tina fey is not hot. for the following reasons: chin. butt chin. kinda gross. jawline... wwwwwwwwaaaaaaayy too strong. cheek bones. holy fuck if you ate as many donuts as liz lemon they would be much more acceptable and much less "icky." by icky i mean crypt keeper. by crypt keeper i mean prison diet. by prison diet i mean just got back from vacationing over seas where i unfortunately contracted a stomach parasite that eats all of the food that would otherwise go toward nourishing my facial structure. eyes. alright. hair. not long or short enough to be acceptable with the current facial format. i understand she looks different in real life, but not that much different. i dont know... she just annoys me... and not in the nice way my girlfriend does. or family guy. which about covers the spectrum of things that can be happily bothersome.

ah! thats it! she looks like an updated brunette helen hunt. which unfortunately wont cover the decades of spyware and viruses downloaded in the meantime.